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Title: Humor Thread


odd trio - May 13, 2006 07:12 PM (GMT)
speaking of music , there is a certain leader of a great nation who doesent have much musical ability but DOES do a great version of ''taps'' on peoples phone lines!! :fuckyou2:

Eric - May 14, 2006 12:27 PM (GMT)
lol... lemme guess: Mr. Bushhhhh jr? :lol:

tschommer - May 14, 2006 01:01 PM (GMT)
Watch it!!! I'm sure he's got "people" watching this thread! Odd Trio, is there a delivery van that has been parked in front of your house for the last 24 hrs?

Satch Boogie - May 14, 2006 01:06 PM (GMT)
I like 24 :yes:

tschommer - May 14, 2006 05:49 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Satch Boogie @ May 14 2006, 01:06 PM)
I like 24 :yes:

:cool: :whistle: I would be a lot less paranoid if there weren't so many people out to get me! :whistle: :cool:

motorcycle_driver - May 14, 2006 09:14 PM (GMT)
ok, where is this going?

Satch Boogie - May 14, 2006 09:35 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (tschommer @ May 14 2006, 05:49 PM)
:cool: :whistle: I would be a lot less paranoid if there weren't so many people out to get me! :whistle: :cool:

:unsure: Jack Bauer has a lot enemies. His daughter maybe a bit dizzy, but .... :wub:
Apart from Jack, is there anyone left alive from the first 24?

QUOTE
ok, where is this going?


Who know's bro? :ph43r:

satriani guy - June 25, 2006 05:01 PM (GMT)
is it just me or do i not get this thread????
random
LOL

~SG~

odd trio - April 4, 2007 08:08 PM (GMT)
funny name for a group: Lord Blackmore And The Pages (!)

motorcycle_driver - April 4, 2007 09:21 PM (GMT)
OK...seriously...what do we do here? post jokes? discuss 24? discuss band names??

well...while we're at it...who here watches Prison Break?

SirChick - April 5, 2007 08:25 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (odd trio @ May 13 2006, 08:12 PM)
there is a certain leader of a great nation

Borat?

tschommer - April 13, 2007 10:38 AM (GMT)
I just got fired from the local orange juice factory....
They said I couldn't concentrate.

SirChick - April 13, 2007 12:40 PM (GMT)
lame lol!

odd trio - April 13, 2007 06:48 PM (GMT)
rock star argument. how bands break up : gramm/jones : ''well ,I wrote the song!''.....''yeah , but if it wasnt for MY RIFFS, you would be whistling in the wind!'' , and so it goes... :blink:

Leroy - April 14, 2007 12:53 PM (GMT)
Tell you what is funny, the title is spelt wrong. Humor - isnt that a kinda car?

Hummer

Leroy - April 14, 2007 12:54 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (motorcycle_driver @ Apr 4 2007, 09:21 PM)
OK...seriously...what do we do here? post jokes? discuss 24? discuss band names??

well...while we're at it...who here watches Prison Break?

Yup, sweet series. Got the 1st series on DVD

SirChick - April 14, 2007 07:55 PM (GMT)
My main thought from reading all this is how many of you were high when u posted some of these posts ? ? ?

odd trio - April 14, 2007 11:00 PM (GMT)
good guess... :smoke2:

tschommer - April 15, 2007 03:47 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (SirChick @ Apr 14 2007, 02:55 PM)
My main thought from reading all this is how many of you were high when u posted some of these posts ? ? ?

I may have been smoking something something, but I can quit anytime I want.

BTW

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A. They taste funny.

odd trio - July 7, 2007 01:57 AM (GMT)
there was a young man of questionable decorum: who spent all his days on satriani forum: till up popped joe satch , from an alien hatch : alas, theres no room to let more in!...sorta rhymes

wasp2020 - July 7, 2007 03:12 AM (GMT)
Q. How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Two, but they have to be really, really small.

odd trio - February 1, 2008 08:48 PM (GMT)
best wah - wah solo , tales of brave ulysses, jimi's favorite song back then. i guess if you gave GOD a wah wah pedal, it would have to come up with the best one!

odd trio - March 22, 2008 09:15 PM (GMT)
searchin for comments on the album, someone said ''what's with the peeing pose at an invisible urinal?'' ,about the album cover. someone also said , the ''back against the wall'' pose might indcate something about the music... :o




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