Title: Official Jokes Thread
Description: Post ya jokes
SirChick - December 14, 2006 01:06 PM (GMT)
Any one got any cool jokes i sense we should post them all in here! To have a good laugh!! :D
But please no jokes that are offensive to some people....for example NO racists jokes...
al_peggio - December 14, 2006 04:15 PM (GMT)
Wen ist das nunstuck get unt slotermeyer beyerhund das oder die flipperwaltz gesputt.
Mosca - December 14, 2006 05:00 PM (GMT)
This is an outstanding joke:
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist." The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet." The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc." :D
SirChick - December 14, 2006 05:24 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mosca @ Dec 14 2006, 06:00 PM) |
This is an outstanding joke:
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist." The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet." The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc." :D |
LMAO AMAZING!!!
seppe_sai - December 14, 2006 06:06 PM (GMT)
hahaahha good joke jsoajsoajsojasoj mf... :smoke2: :hyper: :drool:
i know a lot ,but they're just funny in spanish
motorcycle_driver - December 14, 2006 07:33 PM (GMT)
odd trio - December 14, 2006 09:30 PM (GMT)
how do you know if you're stoned enough? you're searching for your lighter , and it's in your left hand! (this actually happens) :o
seppe_sai - December 14, 2006 09:32 PM (GMT)
THERE are some guys talking in the yard,
one is pervert,other is a Sadistic,other a pyromaniac ,other a killer ,other a necrofilo and other a masochistic....
the pervert says; lets fuck a cat!
the sadistic says;and the we can kick it!
the pyromaniac says;and then we can burn it!
the killer says;and the we can kill it!
the necrofilo says;and the we can fuck it again!
and They all continue looking at the masochist to see that he'll say
...and he says;
"miaaaaaaaaaaau"
:censored2:
odd trio - December 14, 2006 09:36 PM (GMT)
PhryDom - December 15, 2006 03:50 AM (GMT)
a rapist, a pedophile and a priest walk into a bar...
and that was just the first guy
odd trio - December 15, 2006 08:23 PM (GMT)
SirChick - December 15, 2006 09:11 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (seppe_sai @ Dec 14 2006, 10:32 PM) |
THERE are some guys talking in the yard,
one is pervert,other is a Sadistic,other a pyromaniac ,other a killer ,other a necrofilo and other a masochistic....
the pervert says; lets fuck a cat!
the sadistic says;and the we can kick it!
the pyromaniac says;and then we can burn it!
the killer says;and the we can kill it!
the necrofilo says;and the we can fuck it again!
and They all continue looking at the masochist to see that he'll say
...and he says;
"miaaaaaaaaaaau"
:censored2: |
all i can guess is the sadistic was the cat?
odd trio - December 15, 2006 11:53 PM (GMT)
just heard a ''car alarm'' , and noticed that sinuos sound reminded me of that guitar part in ''circles'', you know what im talking about , that comes after the solo, just a little slower than ''car alarm'' !
odd trio - December 15, 2006 11:56 PM (GMT)
well , they got ''rigtones'' , how bout rocnroll ''car alarms''. of course, satch fans wouldnt mind hearing that ''circles'' thing in the middle of the night down the street (huh?)
seppe_sai - December 16, 2006 12:04 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SirChick @ Dec 15 2006, 10:11 PM) |
| QUOTE (seppe_sai @ Dec 14 2006, 10:32 PM) | THERE are some guys talking in the yard,
one is pervert,other is a Sadistic,other a pyromaniac ,other a killer ,other a necrofilo and other a masochistic....
the pervert says; lets fuck a cat!
the sadistic says;and the we can kick it!
the pyromaniac says;and then we can burn it!
the killer says;and the we can kill it!
the necrofilo says;and the we can fuck it again!
and They all continue looking at the masochist to see that he'll say
...and he says;
"miaaaaaaaaaaau"
:censored2: |
all i can guess is the sadistic was the cat?
|
the MASOCHISTIC wanted to be the cat cause he was MASOCHISTIC!! B) :lol:
SirChick - December 16, 2006 12:12 AM (GMT)
argh i meant to put masochistic but put wrong one i can never remember from the two! and odd trio wat the hell you on about
odd trio - December 16, 2006 07:49 PM (GMT)
dont wanna be ''masochistic''
satriani guy - December 25, 2006 12:55 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (PhryDom @ Dec 15 2006, 04:50 AM) |
a rapist, a pedophile and a priest walk into a bar...
and that was just the first guy |
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Awsome!!
FenixBG - December 25, 2006 11:14 PM (GMT)
Two guys were walking along the street. One of them was a guitarist, the other had no money as well...
The bassist forgot his keys in the car, while the drummer was still in...... It took them 2 hours to take the drummer out...
How do you call a musician who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless...
:smoke2:
tschommer - December 26, 2006 01:29 AM (GMT)
Here is a funny take ion the saying "Feed a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime".
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
seppe_sai - December 26, 2006 01:36 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (tschommer @ Dec 26 2006, 02:29 AM) |
Here is a funny take ion the saying "Feed a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime".
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
|
so funny hahasoasoas....
| QUOTE |
| Two guys were walking along the street. One of them was a guitarist, the other had no money as well... |
i read all like just ONE joke...
then i realize it ajajsas very good
tschommer - December 26, 2006 01:44 AM (GMT)
Not sure if anyone outside of the USA will get this one but here it goes.
Q: What do rednecks do to celebrate Halloween? A: They pump kin.
Sorry, I know that was dumb but I still like it!
satriani guy - February 7, 2007 07:16 PM (GMT)
yeah here in england i dont get it, buti have a feeling i know what you mean :P
seppe_sai - February 8, 2007 02:02 AM (GMT)
SatchKid - February 8, 2007 02:18 AM (GMT)
What do you call a drummer with out a girlfriend? Homeless
How come you never see a drummer at the music store? His parents buy his stuff for him.
Lol I know the last one was lame but still....
SirChick - February 8, 2007 02:24 AM (GMT)
What are rednecks.. ive heard about them never really understood them ....